This lady gets on a plane with her pet poodle. A man sits next to her.
A few hours into the flight the man lights up a cigarette. The poodle
starts to cough and weeze. The lady asks the man politly to put out the
cigarette. He says”I paid for first class and I’m gonna smoke!”
A few hours later the man lights up another cigarette. The poodle again
starts to cough and wheeze. SO the lady asks, not so politley, for him
to put the cigarette out. He again says,”I paid for first class lady,
and I’m gonna smoke!”, so she waits.
Eventually the man lights up another cigarette. The dog almost chokes
to death. The lady says,”Listen, I make a deal with you, I’ll throw my
poodle out the window if you will through your cigarette out the
window.”, well the man agrees its a fair bargian and the both toss out
the window the poodle and the cigarette.
When the plane lands, the lady gets of the plane and to her surprise the
poodle is sitting on the wing of the plane! And guess what it has in
it’s mouth???

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